Joined on 2/5/07
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Play the game once
Make it past Stage 1.
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Crush all castles
Get gold medals in all castles.